ALLAH’s LOVE

ALLAH’s LOVE 

 

The best cosmetics
4 lips
is
TRUTH
For Voice
is
PRAYER
For the Eyes
is

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My Heart

Romantic Sms: My Heart 

 

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

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Jokes Are Better In Context

Jokes Are Better In Context

Have you ever attempted to give some kind of a joke, for example at the beginning of a presentation, only to have it fall on what seems like terribly deaf ears? You are not alone. Depending on the context or the particular audience to which the humor is directed, very different results can occur.

Suppose you are in a very stuffy business meeting with very formal attire and a strict adherence to the protocol of the day. In this instance, you would be shooting yourself in the foot if you were to attempt any kind of low-brow or slapstick jokes of any kind. It simply will not work because of the fact that everyone in the audience is already in a very tense frame of mind and nobody will want to seem unprofessional by laughing or encouraging the joke teller.

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Similarities Between Teen-Agers And Senior Citizens

Similarities Between Teen-Agers And Senior Citizens

 

All around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot or putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

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A Curious Contraception

 A Curious Contraception

It was only the other day that I learnt that the first recorded use of contraception was in 2000BC by the Egyptians. I can't say why I learned the fact, just as I can't fathom out why I still know the words to "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" thirty years or so after its release. These things seep into the brain and stick like chewing gum to a sock there to annoy one for all time. But try to remember to take the cake out of the oven or to pick up your sunglasses off the chemist's counter… not a hope in hell.

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Too Many Lawyers in America

Too Many Lawyers in America

There are too many lawyers in America and they are everywhere. 500,000 more graduating from Law School this year; in fact there are more lawyers graduating from Law School on their way to sue good honest Americans on their way to their first million than the total number of homeless folks in the United States. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't we help the homeless and give them a skill and education and send the Lawyers begging on the street?

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Car Insurance Doesn't Have to be Boring

Check it Out! Car Insurance Doesn't Have to be Boring!

All right, we can admit it. Car insurance can be boring! There's a reason the latest rate changes or policy tweaks aren't typical dinner table conversation. Unless you're shopping for a new insurance policy or tracking changes in the industry you'd probably rather be talking about this summer's hottest blockbusters. The good news is, car insurance doesn't have to be boring. In fact, if you spend enough time reading through the car insurance claims submitted by some drivers you might find out it's downright hilarious! Here's a sneak peek at some of the funniest car insurance claims submitted by real drivers and located around the web. The next time you're looking for a chuckle at a party whip one of these out. It works every time. The World's Funniest Car Insurance Quotes :

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